Things I have done in the past few days which I have never done before (summarized):
Gone to the Outer Banks in North Carolina.
Stopped at Roanoke Island, site of the lost colony, Virginia Dare, and all that. It had been on my list of places to see, and I had no idea it was on the way — added bonus.
Ate mahi mahi, which is apparently not dolphin meat. At least that’s what they told me.
Had someone ask me how my food tasted. I had heard of this bizarre waitstaff ritual, but never experienced it first hand. It took all the self-control I could muster not to say “like fish, jackass”.
Found myself in the possession of one of those oval-shaped white stickers that yuppies put on their cars because they look like the European country-of-origin stickers. I had a feeling this might happen one day.
Had Budweiser Select. Give it a try — s’good.
Heard that Garv caught a fish. Way to work, dude.