I think I’m finally getting the swing of being in wedding parties. I leave this post as a reminder to my future groomsman selves.
#1 – You don’t need to get completely waffled at the rehearsal dinner. Stop doing this.
#2 – One extra handkerchief just isn’t enough; consider bringing one for each groomsman. Once the sweating starts, they’ll be a commodity.
#3 – Bring food, and lots of it. When people say “the limo is stocked” they don’t mean with cookies.
#4 – No red wine, unless you want to be “that purple-stained tux guy”.