I am sunburned and bearded.
A Jiffy-Lube in Durham, NC now has my address. What they plan to do with it, I can only guess.
Gary has commented on my recent posts roughly one jillion times. I will address them one by one, slowly divvying.
I now know the following: highway signs that say “Exit Only” mean “this lane is for the exit”. They don’t mean “it is absolutely impossible to get back on the highway. Enjoy living out the rest of your short life lost on the untamed rural byways of West Virginia”. Good to know.