What? Son of a BITCH!
No Ginny on a broom?No “Weasley is our king”??No Luna Lovegood and her roaring lion hat???What the HELL, man?
but c’mon man…alex needs his fix…don’t you hold out on me…i KNOW you have some Quidditch…i could, you know…do stuff for it…
Alex, while I know you aren’t like a heroin addict with it, the image of you in your everyday suit, all muddied and in tatters, with circles under your eyes, grabbing a seedy looking man with a mullet and an old leather jacket, asking, nay, DEMANDING Quidditch to feed the monkey on your back is too delicious. How long have you been ‘chasing the broomstick’?
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