Iteration 1: A scene in which two members of a ship’s crew (both males) get into an altercation. Result: Female.
Iteration 2: A scene in which the main female character plans to tell her love interest a secret. Result: Male.
Iteration 3: This post about my perpetual interest in mod culture and fashion. Result: Male.
Having taken the prerequisite salt grain, I’m a little surprised. I know content and grammar are unrelated, but still.