Final Reality

Why not live life by experience points?

From their dice-and-paper roots to the modern user-generated worlds, role-playing games have always had to deal with the question of how a character develops. This is normally handled through experience points (XP). Kill a were-turtle, get 5 XP. Accrue 500 XP and you gain a level. Et cetera.

While certainly an attempt to recreate in some way a person’s actual skill advancement in real life, it would seem that XP would work in the actual world similarly to the way it does in the digital. For example. Let’s take a skill you want to develop, say running. Set a series of levels in front of you, and choose XP amounts for given tasks:

Go for a 1 mile run, get 1 XP. Go for a 3 mile run, get 4 XP. Run in a charity event, 15 XP. Finish within 1 minute of the leader in a competitive run, 200 XP. Run a marathon, 10,000 XP.

Level 1: 30 XP. Level 2: 500 XP. Level 3: 3500 XP. Level 4: 5000 XP. Etc.

So, you could get to high levels just by running a mile at a time, but getting there would take forever. Doing bigger things yields bigger numbers, and thus faster level-ups.

Here’s a wrinkle: in games, a higher level means better stats. A level 2 character is stronger than a level 1, and that means an easier time killing beasties. Aside from the fact that you would actually improve, how would this work in real life? I say you’d have to have your friends involved, and the bragging rights would do it. Either that or have specific level tasks, e.g. you can’t get to level 4 until you run the Turkey Trot, no matter how many XP you’ve got.

This could work for all kinds of things.

  • Career — go to a seminar, 10XP. Get the corner office, 5000XP.
  • Arts — participate in Nanowrimo, 150XP. Get published in a magazine, 500XP.
  • Education — go to a class, 1XP. Get a PhD, 10,000XP.
  • Fandom — read the Lord of the Rings again, 5XP. Go to Marquette and lie about doing a research project to get the Special Collections guy to bring out the secret not-for-display Tolkien stuff, 10,000XP.
  • Connoisseur — try a new beer, 5XP. Go to a wine tour in another state, 1,000XP.
  • Family affairs — email your mother, 2XP. Don’t yell at Shannon on Xmas, 50,000XP.

Unfortunately, it could also work for negative things. Smoke a pack, 100XP. Perhaps this could be factored in. You want to stop doing something? Take the XP away from something you’re working towards. So, say the F-word, take 5XP from your Runner class count. That’s 5 miles you just lost. F indeed.

If you’re willing to spend hours of your life pretending to be a druid and running around killing lizards until you can get that robe you want, why not take that rewards system and move it to real life? I’ll DM.

2 replies on “Final Reality”

I've just sat down at my computer. I want to make a will power check to see if I am capable of not playing WoW and actually do some work. What should I roll? Is that 2d6?

It would be either a d20 or a d100, depending on system. And modified by your Will score.

'Course you most likely will play the WoW anyway. Because the Crusade, she BURNS baby.

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