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  • Agented? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

    People watch plays.  They do.  They leave their houses and sit in the dark to watch people pretend to be other people doing things that aren’t real.  It’s like Plato’s Cave with an intermission.  Now, if we accept the above statements as true, it is safe to assume that someone must be responsible for the generation of these plays.  They don’t occur unbidden in nature to my knowledge.

    Part of the playwright’s workload is asking people if they’re interested in seeing a script.  “Hey, I’ve got this script about love and loss in 1400’s Amsterdam.  Sound cool?  No?  OK, no big.”

    I’m in the process doing this currently, and received a response I found odd:  “We only accept unsolicited scripts from agented playwrights.”

    What?  Who are these agented playwrights you’re talking about?  I assume you mean “people who have agents because of the other writing they’ve done and decided to try a play.”  If there are agents out there who will represent someone based on the $25 they’ll get payed every two years, please let me know.

  • Hello (again) world!

    Sure I’ve done some blogging.  I’ve even had a little site or two.  So, what can you expect here?   Stuff about writing.

     

    You see, I think I’ve pretty much bored my friends and associates to pieces with my thoughts / wordcount updates / coffee-spilling-on-my-laptop stories.  Now, through the miracle of web technology, I can yap on at length and no one has to pretend to be interested!

     

    So what’s up?  I’m nearing completion of the first draft of my magnum space opus.  I’m trying to get one of my plays produced.  I’m [NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT].  Et cetera.  Feel free to stop in for updates.

  • Netflix Streaming to PS3 — Good So Far

    Image representing Netflix as depicted in Crun...Image via CrunchBaseToday is the first day that you can stream Netflix to your PS3 without the disc.  And about time.

    Setup takes all of about three seconds, so no concerns there. 

    A much-needed improvement to the feature has been made — you can search.  Not just your instant queue, search the whole catalog in the app.  Also, the buffering seems to have improved from what I can tell (from the first few minutes of Interview With the Vampire, anyway.)

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  • Star Wars Status Updates: A Response

    Please find below a Facebook status update exchange re: Alderaan. Don’t believe the hype. (Other than mine, names changed to protect the foolish.)

    Mike Wines
    Please put this on your status if you know,or are related to someone killed on Alderaan when it was obliterated by the Death Star. My wish is that people will understand that the Empire is a band of murdering scum. The Rebel Alliance wants only to bring peace to the galaxy, but the evil Empire continues to kill innocent civilians. 93% won’t copy/paste this. Will YOU make this your statusforat least one hour?

    Alex Livingston
    I don’t normally talk politics on FB, but you have drawn me out with your conspiracy theories.
    An entire planet destroyed by a battle station? A man-made moon? This baseless nonsense has been sent around the galaxy in forwarded emails and treated as if it were fact. The explosion of Alderaan is the greatest tragedy in recent memory, and marginalized political groups trying to bend the facts to suit their ends is shameful.

    Fact: The only accounts of the “obliteration” of Alderaan via a mysterious “Death Star” come from terrorists.

    They allege that they destroyed this massive station and killed everyone on it. No witnesses — convenient.

    Fact: Until the Alderaan event, no one had ever heard of this alleged moon-sized battle station.

    What purpose would a Death Star serve? Why would Coruscant pay for something that large when warfare is known only to history? Who would they use it against? Not the systems, surely. Why would the Empire destroy its own tax base? Any pirate threat has never required more than a few twin-ion-engine pilots to bring to an end.

    Fact: Only days before the Alderaan event, the archaic and bloated Galactic Senate had finally been dissolved, with authority over the systems being moved to regional governors.

    After the sad end of Alderaan, this “Death Star” story was invented by the elusive terrorist organization. They play on the fears of the citizenry — the breakdown of the Empire into chaos. I urge you not to take the incendiary rumors sent around by gun-toting backwoods types seriously.

    Mike Wines
    Your points are all very interesting Alex. However, you failed to address one small issue. Where’s Alderan?

    Alex Livingston
    The planet of Alderaan is gone. The exact cause remains in the realm of conjecture (a fact the terrorists are all too happy to exploit), but I am much more inclined to believe that some kind of massive geophysical disaster destroyed it than that the government blew up a weaponless planet without cause or warning.

    The reduction of the planet to asteroids is very telling — what kind of technology exists that could do such a thing? The Death Star “argument” infers that the Empire not only built a base of unprecedented size in complete secret, but also developed a world-destroying weapon under the same cloak. The term “far-fetched” does not even come close. Again, what would be the use of such a weapon? The Empire has no enemies; we are one united galaxy. And the only people with anything to gain from making us believe otherwise are the terrorists.

    Bill Kelly
    Fortunately, i did not have any family on akderan, however, I did have 2 sisters and their families contracting on the new DeathStar. They were lost in the newest terrorist plot, which has also brought about the end of our peace abd the demise of our fair and beloved leader, Palpetine. So, now I ask you, are the murdered parents of my neices and nephews the same merciless scum that you so vehimently prosecute? I think NOT!!! they were innocents! i think you should rethink your stance, sir, before you offend one more likely to draw first!

    Alex Livingston
    Mr. Kelly –
    Thank you for your letter. I write to you from prison, placed here by your illegally installed new senate, may the blood never be washed from their hands. My unflagging loyalty to the Empire and the iron oath I swore to defend her have made me an enemy to the dandies who now swarm over beauteous Coruscant. After Endor, I did not skulk in shadow as was the wont of the terrorist; nay, I spoke my fidelity, knowing it would place me here.

    It truly saddens me to hear of the untimely passing of your sisters. While the tears of one called “traitor” may not serve to assuage your family’s pain one jot, I extend my condolences nonetheless, and I beg you to accept them in the spirit they are proffered.

    I hope it is not too painful to set your memory back to the last days of the war, but I must ask — how came your sisters to work on what you call the “new DeathStar” (sic)? To my knowledge, women did not serve in the Imperial Navy, an example of the humanitarian leadership under which those soldiers fought and bled. The Death Star was built by the Navy Corps of Engineers, military men all. Civilian contractors never set foot on the base.

    There is a legend of the noble Lord Vader’s first visit to that ill-fated space-station in which it is told that the officer who received him promised that his men would work overlong to ensure its completion before its grim purpose need be realized. His men, not civilians.

    The construction of the battle-station was a brilliant coup by my beloved Empire. The success of the fallacious rumors of a Death Star (maudlin name, really) put the Navy in a position where to not build one would seem to be weakness. How could the good people of the Empire feel safe if the greatest technological marvel ever built had been destroyed by a band of angry criminals? The Navy needed to build a better one to assure the public they were well-protected, and so they did.
    The world-destroying laser beam was an impossibility, of course. A large cannon was built into the base, but it was meant to be used only for the harassment of capital ships. The myth could go only so far.

    The terrorists won that day, and what choice did the people have but to celebrate? The statue of our fair Palpatine on Coruscant was torn down not out of joy, but out of fear. Who would dare be called “loyalist”? Very few, I assure you.

    As for your offer of a duel, I must play the part of coward. Even were I free, I would decline; I abhor blasters, you see. My pacifistic conscience was allowed to flourish under the Empire, but I’m afraid the new world – built on the bodies of honorable Navy men – cleaves to violence too much for me. Even from my cell I have heard rumors of a return of the order of the Jedi, the thugs of the old senate. They state themselves to be peacemakers and ambassadors, but I ask you what needs a diplomat with a sword?

    All I can ask is that you think on what I have written, as I have thought on your note. And as for your challenge, I offer an alternate — a duel of spelling.

    Bill Kelly
    Mr. Livingston, firstly, allow me to apoligize for my typing… i never claimed to be a typist, and attempting to do so on a qwerty cellular comlink occasionally ends poorly, however, I MOST CERTAINLY AM ABLE TO SPELL. Secondly, you were not the subject of my violent outburst. That being said, you most certainly may step onto the field should you so desire. you claim to be a pacifist? Perhaps,sir, you are the reason that your beloved empire has fallen!?! Lastly, you state that there were ni civilian contractors? Were you there? you assume truth in all that you read? If so, I have an entire wikipwdia volume for sale at a very reasonable price!!! Forget, never for a moment, that history is written by the victor. My sisters and their husbands were in fact “civvies” in the project which was so very ill fated. It is the likes of you, the “sheep” mentality, accepting all that is laid out nice and neatly for them that has ruined this galaxy for all time.

    Bill Kelly
    I appologize for my candor, alas, it is late and the Corrillean Ale, and my emotions, have gotten the better of me. Perhaps, when next we speak, it will be of happier tidingd. Adeiu

    Alex Livingston
    Thank you, Mr. Kelly, for your correspondence, and for proving my point for me.
  • 8-Bit Vintners

    As a gamer, when you hear the term “home-brew“, you likely think of people developing software.  But there is another world out there, a world of people who make actual, real-life things.  And sometimes our world overlap.

    Enter 8-Bit Vintners

    My wine is for anyone who spent time trying to save a princess or fit odd shaped blocks together. We may have never met, but we have more in common than we ever knew. So blow out that old Contra cartridge, give the NES a good dust off, and pour yourself a glass.

    Excellent!  For reasons completely unknown to me, wine says “class” to Americans more than anything.  So why not pull out a bottle for your next dinner party?  Before Rock Band, I mean.

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  • Gamer T-Shirt: National Joust Association

    No, I’ve never written a fan-fic based in the Joust universe.  Who would do that?  I mean, that would just be crazy, right?  Heh heh.

    Get the shirt here.

  • Urgent EVOKE – Week One Reactions

    Could a video game change the world for the better?  Let’s find out.

    The concept of EVOKE — the browser/RL mmorpg which calls itself “a ten-week crash course in changing the world” — is to take all of the highly addictive and social aspects of online gaming and use them to turn the click-happy into engineers of social change.  Curious?  A slick online presence, with a well-made comic and  hip grunge graphics, will seal the deal. 

    Naturally, I signed up for an account.  Mission #1 came today, and instead of pondering which flash game to try on jayisgames.com I found myself deciding exactly what my social agenda will be.  Do I care about the greening of the world?  Access to education? 

    Each piece of Evidence (e.g. following a social innovator on twitter, reading an article and posting about it on an EVOKE blog) yields character points which you allocate to your powers.  Yes, powers.  Not Ranged Weapons or Mana Recovery, though:  Collaboration, Sustainability, Local Insight, etc.  Each action you log is reviewed, and if found suitable awarded points.  And as other users check out your stuff, they can give you points for it as well.  Forget grinding in a dungeon — grind on the web looking for examples of urban farms.

    So far it’s a great concept carried out with flair.  I’m concerned about scalability, though; if it gets huge, how many staff will be needed to review the Evidence?  Either way, being a “certified EVOKE innovator” is sure to be more fulfilling than making Commodore Emeritus on Super Star Trek.  Not by much, but still.

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  • DSi XL Feature News: Update Your Gray Matter

    Yes, the DSi is the apex of gamer lifestyle hardware.  And yes, bigger might just be better.  So much marketing has gone into selling this little guy as the magic keep-your-brain-active tool that the pressure to make the screens legible to people over the age of ten has presumably been rained down upon the R&D folks in a torrent of directives and memoranda.  While the ‘nets are all hoping/assuming the DSi XL is meant to compete in the burgeoning e-reader market, perhaps it’s meant for something else.

    The list of included software pretty much clinches it:

    • Brain Age™ Express: Arts & Letters
    • Brain Age™ Express Math
    • Photo Clock

    What in Helsinki?  Where’s the Classic Book Collection?  How about a little PDF reader action?  HEAR MY PLEA!

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  • Nintendo DSi XL Release Date and Price on G4


    G4 has the info you need, apparently:

        “Do you like your DS? Would you like a bigger DS? Would you like this bigger DS to be called the DSi XL and be released on March 28 for $190? Well, such a prediction would lend credence to the theory that you’re a psychic freak, but I’m going to let that pass for now. You got off lucky, dude.

        Nintendo of America announced the March 28 release date this morning at their media summit in San Francisco. G4 is on-hand at the event to check out Nintendo’s lineup — stay tuned.”

    Thanks to TRB for the heads.

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  • Gamer Tattoo Tuesday: Modern Warfare 2

    I have yet to see any photos of MW2 ink anywhere, and that’s a good thing.  This game, while certainly well-made, should raise the eyebrow of any participant.  Do you really want this much realism in a war game?  This is fun for you?  Killing Nazi zombies — good times.  Killing people whose concepts of a virtuous life differ from yours — worth a pause. 

    Seems the most eligible image for a tattoo would be the insignia of Task Force 141.

    Seriously, though.  Think about it.  Do you really want some vet stopping you and commenting on this? 

    “Never seen that insignia before.  What division you in?” 
    “Me?  Oh I just pretend to be a soldier on my PS3.”  
    “…. You mock everything that makes America great.”

    (Note — I had no idea joystiq had posted this Nazi zombie MW2 article mere hours before I posted.  Yes, it’s an archetype.)

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