Please enjoy this wild rumor.
Once upon a time, an official NHL website had pictures of the redesigned Sabres jersey, something for which the people of the hamlet of Buffalo had been pining. A silly boy posted the pictures accidentally.
“O, no,” the boy said. “I will surely be whipped until my skin is in tatters and fed to the boars!”
He leapt up and removed the pictures, but it was too late. They had been stolen.
“Joy!” shouted the people. “A new logo!”
“The blue and the gold are there,” they said.
“It looks like Barney Rubble’s hair,” they said.
“It is both old and new,” they said.
“It looks like poo,” they said.
What the people did not know is that the new logo was enchanted, drawn by a wise old man who lived alone in a mountain cave. Men who wore the sign became faster and stronger, and their weapons would not break. They beat devils and lightning, hurricanes and maple leaves, panthers and finally flames to steal the silver chalice and return with it to the little hamlet. And the people of the hamlet were happy.
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