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  • Random book stuff

    I can’t tell if I’m obsessed with literature, knowledge, or just books. It might just be books. Not bookbinding or typography, just books. On shelves, in stacks, under chairs, wherever — a row of spines always grabs my attention. So much potential there, so much information just waiting for my ready eye.

    It should come as no surprise then that this post, entitled Hot Library Smut, really gets me going.

    I’ve seen images of the Trinity College Library before, but only because of my lasting interest in Star Wars and the book-geek scandal of the Jedi library. Seriously, check the link.

    While we’re on the topic of fictional libraries, the Sandman series features the best I can come up with. The library in the Dreaming has not only ever book ever written, but ever book ever dreamed of. That novel you’re thinking about penning? It’s in there.

    Lastly, it seems I am out of the running for the Early Reviewers program. I have been denied for several months running now. Alas — but at least I won’t have to read awful books anymore.

  • Again I say ‘Fie’!

    While we’re on the topic of my perennially late ideas, I think it’s worth noting that the title of my play is ‘The Alpha Geek”. The plural form of this happens to be the title of an op-ed column printed in yesterday’s New York Times by a gentle looking fellow in a pink shirt.

    Dang it!

  • The RLTP Project, Part 1

    I’ve never been too keen on the idea of a writer’s workshop. The image is somewhere between an AA meeting and a slumber party, neither event being something I have attended to date and neither being something I think I would enjoy. That being stated, I have also never had a piece of creative writing published. So, perhaps it is time to ingest some pride and give it a go.

    I wrote a play last year, and now am a part of this year’s Road Less Traveled Productions new play workshop. A dozen folks are going to read each others plays and then see them read by in-the-flesh actors. Mine happens to be up first, so at least I’ll get that out of the way fast.

    The play is an experiment of sorts, taking the timeworn standards of the Mistaken Identity plot and the Comedy of Manners (capitalization added for the appearance of maximum intellectualousity) and testing them out in the world of geekery. Boy Meets Girl at a sci-fi convention.

    Now, I had a fine time writing this and even think it may have some funniness to it at points, but having people far more literate than myself evaluate it? Read it aloud? Goodness gracious me.

  • Inevitable.

    My latest fiction endeavor has been a steampunk serial in which victorian age Britain has made space travel possible via the invention of ether propulsion. Been working on the story for 6 months or so.

    I just discovered Larklight, which the Wik describes as follows: Larklight is set in an alternate Victorian era universe, where mankind has been exploring the solar system since the time of Isaac Newton.

    Dang it! Missed the aether-boat again!

  • Now that’s better.

    OK. I compared the Telegraph list to the books I have in collections, anthologies, etc, and the real total is 35. Take that, Saldanha!

  • Just to check notes

    A recent article in the Telegraph provides a list of the 110 books which make up “the perfect library”. Definitely worth a read.

    Since I am a book geek, I set up an LT library to compare with my own.

    Apparently I only own eighteen (outside of stuff in anthologies etc). For shame!

  • You really do always come back!

    The next season of Avatar: the Last Airbender is on its way. All i have to say is withhold your knocking until you have tried it.

  • Book ’em

    I’m beginning to sense a trend when it comes to the Early Reviewers program at Library Thing. I haven’t been OKed for a book since The 13th Reality. Of course, the fact that my last review was roughly ten words probably doesn’t help by odds.

    One of the books this time around in Anathem by Neal Stephenson. Based on my collection, I think I have a decent chance. I’ll keep you posted.

  • Yeehaw.

    I’ve done the math, and if gas reached five dollars per gallon, it would more cost-effective for me to own a horse. Sure, convincing the places I go that horse-parking is OK may take some doing, but it would be worth it.

  • The Racism Post

    In Which the Blogger Goes There

    I sincerely wish that we could look back on racism and laugh. In a time when high-schoolers have never lived a moment of their lives without the faceless internet, one might think the concept that you can tell what a person is going to do by looking at them would be over, a relic, a foolish notion of our ancestors. Like the divine right of kings or war being good for the health.

    Alas, no. The practice of categorizing people based on ethnic lines still thrives, and not just with the aged, at whom we can shake our heads and say they don’t know any better, but with everyone. Racism, like the inalienable human rights we claim, seems to recognize no boundaries,

    Part of the issue stems from ethnic pride, of all places. We wave our foreign flags, toast in the few non-English words we know, and tell our children that the nationality of our forefathers is superior to the others. Our food is the best. We built this country. Our noble ancestors did this or that great thing, and our fellow Blankians (where blank is some race, creed, or nationality) conduct affairs in the best way possible. Not like those other people.

    By aligning ourselves with things we did not do, with a history we took no part in creating, we put ourselves and our children into a category. And if we’re in one, everyone else must be as well.

    Another source of the persistence of racism is far more wide-reaching than holiday bluster. Turn on your TV and see how Obama is doing with white Catholics. Go to work and talk to the marketing people about their strategies for the urban vs. suburban markets. Institutions which make their living based on what people choose perpetuate the concept that groups of individuals can be fit into tidy, preordained boxes.


    On one side, this is nonsense. Chaos theory can’t predict the movements of caribou – why would statistics predict what free-thinking humans will do? The trouble is, on the other side this makes perfect sense. Of course people from the same background who live in the same neighborhood, attend the same church, send their children to the same school will tend to do some of the same things. As social beings, we feed off of each other, learning our language and behaviors from those surrounding us.

    So, fine. Some tendencies of pockets of people can be predicted. I’m from New England and I drink too much. As all animals do, we learn. Last time I touched a porcupine, I ended up with these weird needles stuck in my hand – best not do that again. So, if the first few times I see people from New England they’re drunk, I learn.

    As an employer, then, should I assume that if I see UVM on a resume I should not hire this person? I mean, they’ll be late all the time nursing that hangover.

    But people aren’t porcupines. Plenty of people in New England don’t drink at all. We’ve all met Irishmen that have never been in a fight, Italians without mafia connections, anglos that can dance, Latinos that aren’t emotional, etc.

    That last bit raised an eyebrow, yes? We have no problems discussing the irish, italians, and anglos, but throw in a protected class and the racism-ometer spikes, doesn’t it? And not because we’re afraid someone might hear us, but because we’re afraid we might be tagged as racists and lose our jobs.


    This seems unfair. It’s not. When our parents were kids, a few black guys tried to go to college and the National Guard had to show up. When our elderly remember their grandparents, they remember people who lived with – and fought a war over – the concept that people from Africa were better off living as Christian chattel than pagan free men. If asking people to tip-toe around a few issues is all it takes to bring our nation closer to the vision laid out in the Declaration, then too bad. Next time you swell with pride over the accomplishments of your ancestors, consider a little political correctness to be the payment. I know you never owned any slaves; you didn’t fight in WWII either.

    Any time we give the government the right to decide what people can and cannot say or think, we should get very nervous. A watchful eye must be kept on this, to be sure, but until we stop both individually and institutionally classifying people into genera based on tannin-level, it is for the best.