{"id":1429,"date":"2015-07-24T12:21:22","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T16:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=1429"},"modified":"2015-07-24T12:21:22","modified_gmt":"2015-07-24T16:21:22","slug":"a-little-bit-o-star-wars-hamlet-goofiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=1429","title":{"rendered":"A Little Bit O&#8217; Star Wars \/ Hamlet Goofiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A buddy asked me to write something to go a long with this photo. So I did!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1430\" src=\"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/luke-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"luke\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/luke-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/luke-624x351.jpg 624w, https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/luke.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Alas, poor Porkins! I knew him, dear Lando; a fellow of infinite blasters, a most excellent pilot; he hath covered Gold Team&#8217;s six a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my Jedi senses it is! E&#8217;en the rancor snorts at it. Here hung that blast shield he wore\u00a0I know not how oft. Where be your s-foils now? Your torpedoes? Your shields? Your flashes of covering fire that were wont to set the TIE fighters aflame?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A buddy asked me to write something to go a long with this photo. So I did! Alas, poor Porkins! I knew him, dear Lando; a fellow of infinite blasters, a most excellent pilot; he hath covered Gold Team&#8217;s six a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my Jedi senses it is! E&#8217;en the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1429"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1431,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1429\/revisions\/1431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}