{"id":260,"date":"2004-11-12T20:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-13T01:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2004-11-12T20:18:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-13T01:18:00","slug":"secret-doors-that-you-cant-come-back-through","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"Secret doors that you can&#8217;t come back through."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well that was a close one. <\/p>\n<p>I went to hook up my scanner yesterday, and it was no go with XP. The company website just came right out and said &#8220;we didn&#8217;t make a new driver. Too damn bad, losers.&#8221; Her Worshipfulness flat out refused to even consider buying a new scanner. Wild suggestions of setting up the old machine on an as-needed basis or bringing stuff in to work to scan came up. Things were looking grim.<\/p>\n<p>I bemoaned my plight to an associate at work today. He wove a wondrous tale of websites with drivers available for download. I had heard of such things, but never anything as grand as he described. XP drivers created by users and distributed on a no-pay basis? Who are these guys?   At the first opportunity, I went out and found the promised driver. Weary and roadworn, I neglected to read the instructions before attempting to install. In the events that followed, I nearly went mad, lost in a labyrinth of .ini files and dizzied by the timewarp of restore points.  <\/p>\n<p>Finally success was mine.  With pluck and wit, I beat the machine at its own riddle game, winning its servitude forever.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well that was a close one. I went to hook up my scanner yesterday, and it was no go with XP. The company website just came right out and said &#8220;we didn&#8217;t make a new driver. Too damn bad, losers.&#8221; Her Worshipfulness flat out refused to even consider buying a new scanner. Wild suggestions of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}