{"id":276,"date":"2004-12-04T16:51:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-04T21:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2004-12-04T16:51:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-04T21:51:00","slug":"theres-a-really-big-snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a really big snake."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Never been to Ikea before.  No one told me it was enchanted.  All people who enter are doomed to walk in circles, passing the same secret-language-labelled displays over and over until they decide to buy something.  At that point, the prices get lower the more one looks around, drawing the starry-eyed customer deeper and deeper into the maze.  The key to escape is left right out in the open, mocking those who overlook them &#8212; hideous yellow bags are piled in bins around the store, and only by plucking one will the unwitting shopper reveal the exit.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never been to Ikea before. No one told me it was enchanted. All people who enter are doomed to walk in circles, passing the same secret-language-labelled displays over and over until they decide to buy something. At that point, the prices get lower the more one looks around, drawing the starry-eyed customer deeper and deeper [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}