{"id":278,"date":"2004-12-07T01:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-07T06:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2004-12-07T01:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-07T06:29:00","slug":"moon-pies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=278","title":{"rendered":"Moon pies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s over.  UPS picked up the old and busted Dell today, after DHL&#8217;s failed attempts.   What can Brown do for me?  Get my stuff back to Dell so fast that I&#8217;ve already received confirmation, that&#8217;s what.  How did they track stuff before the internet?  Before computers?  Before fax machines?  We live in an age that is sure to some day be hearkened back to as golden.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s over. UPS picked up the old and busted Dell today, after DHL&#8217;s failed attempts. What can Brown do for me? Get my stuff back to Dell so fast that I&#8217;ve already received confirmation, that&#8217;s what. How did they track stuff before the internet? Before computers? Before fax machines? We live in an age that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}