{"id":288,"date":"2004-12-25T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-25T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=288"},"modified":"2004-12-25T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-25T16:28:00","slug":"daddys-going-to-kill-ralphie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Daddy&#8217;s going to kill Ralphie."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the post-coffee, pre-extended-family-arrival lull, is it inappropriate to pull out the Xbox?  Between prepping din-din, brushing off the car, and watching <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">A Christmas Story<\/span> repeatedly, the fam is relatively occupied.  I fear, though, that they are not occupied enough not to take serious umbrage to me continuing my battle against the Covenant.  I can hear the whispers now: &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe Alex is playing videogames.  Why isn&#8217;t he sitting in here with us, waiting in bored silence for something to happen?&#8221;<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the post-coffee, pre-extended-family-arrival lull, is it inappropriate to pull out the Xbox? Between prepping din-din, brushing off the car, and watching A Christmas Story repeatedly, the fam is relatively occupied. I fear, though, that they are not occupied enough not to take serious umbrage to me continuing my battle against the Covenant. I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}