{"id":299,"date":"2005-01-12T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-12T23:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=299"},"modified":"2005-01-12T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-12T23:03:00","slug":"finally-found-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Finally found me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chew on this.  I&#8217;m a classics nerd, and therefore will ofttimes cite Homer as my favorite author.  My favorite artist?  Winslow Homer.  Nickname of close friend?  Homer*.  Unfortunately, my favorite Simpson&#8217;s character is Moe and my best sports moment was making a save in gym class floor hockey, so it&#8217;s not enough to be a full obsession.  More of a streak, I guess.  Still &#8212; weird.  I like stuff called Homer. <\/p>\n<p>*Why not &#8220;favorite&#8221;?  Grown men don&#8217;t have favorite friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chew on this. I&#8217;m a classics nerd, and therefore will ofttimes cite Homer as my favorite author. My favorite artist? Winslow Homer. Nickname of close friend? Homer*. Unfortunately, my favorite Simpson&#8217;s character is Moe and my best sports moment was making a save in gym class floor hockey, so it&#8217;s not enough to be a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}