{"id":300,"date":"2005-01-13T17:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-13T22:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=300"},"modified":"2005-01-13T17:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-13T22:39:00","slug":"worst-big-brother-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"Worst big brother ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The tag came off the back of my tie today, but I really can&#8217;t bitch too much.  You see, I went back to my home town of Merrimack, NH for a wedding several months ago.  My mom no longer lives in Merrimack, but my brothers do, so I crashed with one of them.  Had the suit, the shoes, the handkerchief, but forgot the tie.  By some miracle, my brother had a few ties.  I picked the most conservative.  I packed the most conservative.  Unintentionally. <\/p>\n<p>Now, one might think I would remember to bring the tie to Thanksgiving to return it to him.  One would be wrong.  One would be correct, though, if one thought that I would accidentally abscond with the same brother&#8217;s snow-scraper. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The tag came off the back of my tie today, but I really can&#8217;t bitch too much. You see, I went back to my home town of Merrimack, NH for a wedding several months ago. My mom no longer lives in Merrimack, but my brothers do, so I crashed with one of them. Had the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}