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Watched a whole football game yesterday. Went to a friend’s house with the intent of watching a football game, watched said football game, enjoyed the aforementioned football game. <\/p>\n

My friend became embarrassed several times after screaming at the television quite loudly. I told him not to worry about it, that he had no reason to be embarrassed, that it’s his place after all, etc. <\/p>\n

Still he felt shame, until this <\/a>commercial for the highly-anticipated Gran Turismo 4<\/span> for the PS2 came on, at which I point I began screaming at the television. A look of surprise and barely-concealed bemusement came over his face as he politely asked about the upcoming title.<\/p>\n

After that, the TV began to whimper in anticipation of the no-holds-barred tongue-lashing it was going to receive for the next three quarters. The TV was last seen rocking itself to sleep in a corner, telling itself everything would be alright.
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