{"id":319,"date":"2005-02-20T18:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-20T23:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=319"},"modified":"2005-02-20T18:51:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-20T23:51:00","slug":"no-title-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"No title for you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not since Wednesday?  Good gracious.<\/p>\n<p>Thing #1: The Loonatics. A new version of the Looney Tunes characters set in the distant future, a future which seems to consist of scary eyes, dark colors, and long, curved lines. My take &#8212; go for it. The originals are eternal, and adding to the universe is fine with me. They aren&#8217;t calling the new characters &#8220;replacements&#8221; or &#8220;updates&#8221;, so I will leave my purist attack mode aside. For now.<\/p>\n<p>Thing #2:  The movie <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Troy<\/span>.  Now, I fully expected to find a nearly limitless number of problems with this movie, my purist attack mode at the ready.  I did not expect it to be a horrifically bad movie.  If you&#8217;re going to make a bad movie, stick to the text.  If you&#8217;re not going to stick to the text, at the very least make the movie worth watching.<\/p>\n<p>Thing #3:  The city of Pittsburgh.  Surprisingly awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not since Wednesday? Good gracious. Thing #1: The Loonatics. A new version of the Looney Tunes characters set in the distant future, a future which seems to consist of scary eyes, dark colors, and long, curved lines. My take &#8212; go for it. The originals are eternal, and adding to the universe is fine with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}