{"id":320,"date":"2005-02-22T18:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-22T23:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=320"},"modified":"2005-02-22T18:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-22T23:52:00","slug":"its-tine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Tine."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two horns way up for <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Constantine<\/span>.  Everything I wanted, nothing I didn&#8217;t.  I was introduced to the character in the works of Neil Gaiman, in which he makes a few appearances, and everything I inferred about his mysterious past was proved by a little internet research to be completely incorrect, so I don&#8217;t get to go all geek on anybody.   (Too many commas?  You think so? )<\/p>\n<p>Riddle me this: was the chair on which Constantine stood the same chair from <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Matrix<\/span>?  Because I think it is, and my long-standing insanity of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Matrix <\/span>has been well-documented.  In short, Constantine is the best anti-smoking propaganda film I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two horns way up for Constantine. Everything I wanted, nothing I didn&#8217;t. I was introduced to the character in the works of Neil Gaiman, in which he makes a few appearances, and everything I inferred about his mysterious past was proved by a little internet research to be completely incorrect, so I don&#8217;t get to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}