You know what I don’t have? Any clothes appropriate for warm weather. Now, before you throw your hands up and yell “shopping spree” in a sing-sing tone, think on this. I hate buying clothes. Having clothes is fine, but getting them… no so much. I estimate I purchase between four and five individual pieces of clothing in a year, and that’s if you count 3-packs of boxers as three. Maybe it’s some kind of identity thing, or something as simple as ignorance as to what looks presentable. Either way, I’m completely useless. <\/p>\n
Maybe I’ll just start wearing my work clothes all day and eliminate the problem completely. I recently limited my selection of work shirts to white and white alone, when matching ties to patterned shirts proved more than my pre-coffee consciousness could wrestle with successfully. Why not extend this to post-work? I just remove the tie Ken-style and I’m ready for an evening on the town. I’ll keep away from stain-likely foods, buy some more comfortable work shoes, and be in business. What say you now, Men’s section? I stand in defiance of your stripey tyranny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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