{"id":361,"date":"2005-04-22T18:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T22:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=361"},"modified":"2005-04-22T18:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T22:53:00","slug":"cultural-unit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=361","title":{"rendered":"Cultural unit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rumor has it I have been memed, meaning that I must answer a question and pass the question on.  Okey dokey.<\/p>\n<p>What is the stupidest thing I have ever done? Most of my stupid doings are those of omission &#8212; forgetting things or not keeping track of them.  I stuck my fingers in an outlet once.  Backed into a concrete post.  There was <a href=\"http:\/\/bastart.blogspot.com\/2004\/11\/dimwit.html\">the phone number incident<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Myself and a dozen other Boy Scouts from around the US were backpacking in New Mexico for two weeks.  I was the leader, and had the maps. One day, we had a particularly difficult hike ahead of us &#8212; up and down two mountains for a total of about twenty miles.  When we reached the top of the first mountain, I picked the wrong trail.  Long story short, we spent too many hours walking the wrong way in painful heat and a kid almost died. <\/p>\n<p>And there you have it, the stupidest thing I&#8217;ve ever done.  The moral of the story is &#8220;don&#8217;t give Alex the map,&#8221; an adage which has held true for every one of the thirteen years since that event.  And now comes the part where I pass it on:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/outgrabes.blogspot.com\/\">Jess<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imsosure.net\/\">Emily<\/a>, and the madcap band of misfits that is <a href=\"http:\/\/awebshite.blogspot.com\/\">Webshite<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rumor has it I have been memed, meaning that I must answer a question and pass the question on. Okey dokey. What is the stupidest thing I have ever done? Most of my stupid doings are those of omission &#8212; forgetting things or not keeping track of them. I stuck my fingers in an outlet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}