{"id":367,"date":"2005-05-03T18:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=367"},"modified":"2005-05-03T18:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T22:17:00","slug":"no-one-to-stop-them-this-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=367","title":{"rendered":"No one to stop them this time."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going pen a small post asking if it was possible for there to be anything geekier than <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/%3Ca%20href=%22http:\/\/shop.starwars.com\/catalog\/product.xml?product_id=2516;category_id=325%22%3EStar%20Wars%20Risk%3C\/a%3E\">Star Wars Risk<\/a>, but then I remembered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.legostarwarsthevideogame.com\/flash\/player.cfm\">Lego Star Wars: The Video Game<\/a>. Good gravy. A walk through Target is like visiting the inside of a deranged Lucasarts marketing director&#8217;s secretest fantasy. I thought the blitz for <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Episode I<\/span> was bad &#8212;  I refused to believe, <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">couldn&#8217;t<\/span> believe that anything could surpass Amidala shampoo.  It would appear that I was incorrect.  My guess is that they fear the release of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Episode III <\/span>to be their last chance to make a gazillion or two off or Lucas&#8217;s thirty-year-old vision, despite promises of a couple TV shows in the works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going pen a small post asking if it was possible for there to be anything geekier than Star Wars Risk, but then I remembered Lego Star Wars: The Video Game. Good gravy. A walk through Target is like visiting the inside of a deranged Lucasarts marketing director&#8217;s secretest fantasy. I thought the blitz [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}