{"id":378,"date":"2005-05-18T17:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-18T21:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2005-05-18T17:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-18T21:45:00","slug":"the-pin-is-quivering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"The pin is quivering."},"content":{"rendered":"

I bring you a tale of Tiger Woods<\/span>. Well, more of an image, really. Some time ago, a college friend came back into town for a few days and swung by the apartment to catch up on some much-needed videogame competition. I introduced him to Tiger Woods PGA Tour<\/a> for the Xbox, a game which quickly devours the soul of all who play it — so fun, so addictive. He quickly built a character — Fish — and hit the links with vigor. Another friend came by to join in the fun, bringing with him a memory stick with the Alpha and the Omega of TW gameplay: his character, Victor Cracker.<\/p>\n

You see, Victor Cracker is to TW what a god is to mortals. When he descends from the realm of the ideal and interferes with the lives of men, he leaves a wake of destruction and lamentation. Tales of the visit last for generations. But, like gold inlaid over silver, Victor Cracker only augments the remarkable skill of his human. The guy’s got an unnatural knack for the game, and having a maxed-out character only adds to the point spread.<\/p>\n

So, we play a few rounds and Victor Cracker dominates. Everyone is fine, we shake hands and say good night.<\/p>\n

The next day, Fish is back. Something is different, though. His hands are as still as stone, and in his eye can be seen a faint gleam. He had come this day to topple Cracker. We call Victor’s human avatar and insist he come back for a rematch. At the end of the first round of play, Victor’s given name proves to be well-earned. <\/p>\n

In the middle of the second and final round, Victor Cracker unsurprisingly makes a magnificent shot, and the commentator responds with a loud “ooooh!”. TW has commentators judging your every shot, delivering a large number of phrases such as “should have used the nine-iron here” or “that’s straight at it, Billy”. The “ooooh” was new, and two of us found it quite funny. <\/p>\n

So, the image I present to you is of a lean, hungry man in the zone, possessed by the thought of ending a dynasty, stretched forward and focused on the TV with the steadiness of an eagle diving after its prey, flanked by two grown men who can’t stop saying “ooooh! No, no, it was like ‘ooooooh!'” and laughing heartily.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I bring you a tale of Tiger Woods. Well, more of an image, really. Some time ago, a college friend came back into town for a few days and swung by the apartment to catch up on some much-needed videogame competition. I introduced him to Tiger Woods PGA Tour for the Xbox, a game which […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}