{"id":415,"date":"2005-07-10T09:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-10T13:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=415"},"modified":"2005-07-10T09:23:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-10T13:23:00","slug":"but-sweet-for-certain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"But sweet for certain"},"content":{"rendered":"

I think I’m finally getting the swing of being in wedding parties. I leave this post as a reminder to my future groomsman selves.<\/p>\n

#1 – You don’t need to get completely waffled at the rehearsal dinner. Stop doing this.
#2 – One extra handkerchief just isn’t enough; consider bringing one for each groomsman. Once the sweating starts, they’ll be a commodity.
#3 – Bring food, and lots of it. When people say “the limo is stocked” they don’t mean with cookies.
#4 – No red wine, unless you want to be “that purple-stained tux guy”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I think I’m finally getting the swing of being in wedding parties. I leave this post as a reminder to my future groomsman selves. #1 – You don’t need to get completely waffled at the rehearsal dinner. Stop doing this.#2 – One extra handkerchief just isn’t enough; consider bringing one for each groomsman. Once the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}