{"id":432,"date":"2005-08-07T12:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T16:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=432"},"modified":"2005-08-07T12:41:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-07T16:41:00","slug":"bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=432","title":{"rendered":"Bwa ha ha ha haaaaaa&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recently played <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Castlevania: Seemphony Of De Naaayt<\/span>.  Fantastic game in which you are the son of Dracula and some human chick and are trying to keep ol&#8217; Vlad from returning to life because you like people.  There are four different endings, depending on how you beat the game.  I took the time to get the fourth ending, and let me tell you, even having removed any &#8220;oh my god this is so frickin cheesy&#8221; thoughts from my mind, I was disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>You see, in the third ending, the son of Drac tells his boon companions that he&#8217;s off to kill himself to end the line of Nosferatu forever.  In the fourth, it&#8217;s the same deal, except that one of the said companions runs off after him, apparently under the impression that her amorous intentions would keep him from driving a stake through his heart.<\/p>\n<p>Are you kidding me?  If you&#8217;re going to go through the effort of making a tale of Gothic horror, don&#8217;t make the ending be about getting the girl.  Where&#8217;s your head at, Konami?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently played Castlevania: Seemphony Of De Naaayt. Fantastic game in which you are the son of Dracula and some human chick and are trying to keep ol&#8217; Vlad from returning to life because you like people. There are four different endings, depending on how you beat the game. I took the time to get the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}