The Rhapsodic Oracle had told me the following:<\/p>\n
What do you think of me, Rhapsody? Will I have a happy life? What do my friends think of me? Do people secretly lust after me? How can I make myself happy? What should I do with my life? Why must life be so full of pain? How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Can you give me some advice? What do you think happiness is? The Rhapsodic Oracle had told me the following: What do you think of me, Rhapsody?Stereotypes, Blur. Fuck you, Rhapsody. Will I have a happy life?California, Gomez. That’s more of a place than an answer. What do my friends think of me?[Untitled], Oasis. Is that the equivalent of “[expletive deleted]”? Do people secretly lust after me?Seven […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Stereotypes, Blur.<\/span> Fuck you, Rhapsody.<\/p>\n
California, Gomez.<\/span> That’s more of a place than an answer.<\/p>\n
[Untitled], Oasis.<\/span> Is that the equivalent of “[expletive deleted]”?<\/p>\n
Seven Nation Army, White Stripes.<\/span> That’s a lot of people.<\/p>\n
See America Right, Mountain Goats.<\/span> So I should get blitzed and travel. Gotcha.<\/p>\n
The Scientist, Coldplay.<\/span> A bit late to be telling me this, Rhapsody. Seriously.<\/p>\n
Devils Haircut, Beck. <\/span> Sorry, Vito. Looks like I have to move on.<\/p>\n
Susanne, Weezer. <\/span> Ladies? You know my number.<\/p>\n
Guns Blazing, U.N.K.L.E.<\/span> Um… that’s a little frightening. <\/p>\n
The Second One, Remy Shand.<\/span> I do find that after two drinks, life improves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"