{"id":453,"date":"2005-09-24T17:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-24T21:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=453"},"modified":"2005-09-24T17:16:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-24T21:16:00","slug":"rock-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"Rock out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to avoid having an ice cavern for an apartment this year, we did some work today with the desperately needed assistance of the in-laws.  In short, we prepped the windows against one Johnathan Frost.  Endless caulk jokes.  Endless caulk jokes&#8230; with my father-in-law.  Somehow I survived, but probably only since he knew that if he brained me with mallet he would end up having to rehang the curtains.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an effort to avoid having an ice cavern for an apartment this year, we did some work today with the desperately needed assistance of the in-laws. In short, we prepped the windows against one Johnathan Frost. Endless caulk jokes. Endless caulk jokes&#8230; with my father-in-law. Somehow I survived, but probably only since he knew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}