{"id":467,"date":"2005-10-28T17:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-28T21:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=467"},"modified":"2005-10-28T17:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-28T21:22:00","slug":"get-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=467","title":{"rendered":"Get a job"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Took a day off and took the kids out shopping today.  The 9-to-5 cityscape weirds me out every time.  Everyone on the street has the look of a person who doesn&#8217;t spend enough time in conversation with other functioning members of society.  I do not belong among the daytime denizens of this mirror-city, and they know it.  Each time I venture out into their territory &#8212; lands which are the demesne of me and mine at night &#8212; I fear they will suddenly and without warning take arms against me, sparing a few moments to beat me to death with their hands, and then return to their odd, highly-regimented daily routines with the same speed and non-chalance as my blood seeps into the sun-lit asphault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took a day off and took the kids out shopping today. The 9-to-5 cityscape weirds me out every time. Everyone on the street has the look of a person who doesn&#8217;t spend enough time in conversation with other functioning members of society. I do not belong among the daytime denizens of this mirror-city, and they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}