{"id":504,"date":"2006-01-26T19:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-27T00:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=504"},"modified":"2006-01-26T19:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-27T00:44:00","slug":"bode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"Bode!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re saying 2005 was the warmest year in a century. Naturally, this is the winter I decide to quit stalling and let my triumphant return to the slopes take place. Despite the fairly snow-less conditions, I still had a frickin&#8217; blast skiing this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>My fellow schussmeisters asked me what it was like skiing in New Hampshire.  &#8220;Just like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.holidayvalley.com\/pix\/hv_map2005.jpg\">this<\/a> but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jaypeakresort.com\/files\/JayPeak2005\/ajay_peak_trailmap.pdf\" intnodeid=\"17218','_new','width=780,height=460,top=20,left=20,location=1,menubar=1,resizable=1,scrollbars=1,status=1,toolbar=1');void(0);&quot;\">longer<\/a>&#8221; was my reply. I mean, an inclined plane is an inclined plane. The big difference this time was that a run only took three minutes, and that&#8217;s with the deep-frequency sine function that is my pattern.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Mike Garvey can fucking <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">ski<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re saying 2005 was the warmest year in a century. Naturally, this is the winter I decide to quit stalling and let my triumphant return to the slopes take place. Despite the fairly snow-less conditions, I still had a frickin&#8217; blast skiing this weekend. My fellow schussmeisters asked me what it was like skiing in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}