So Slazak said something funny today. Upon discovering that a two-hour meeting had been cancelled, I related to him that I would now have more time today, and would not longer be committing seppuku. He suggested I spend the time playing Sudoku.<\/p>\n
See? Alliteration + rhyme = funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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