{"id":552,"date":"2006-05-18T18:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=552"},"modified":"2006-05-18T18:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T22:59:00","slug":"things-that-are-different","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=552","title":{"rendered":"Things That Are Different"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sunburned and bearded.<\/p>\n<p>A Jiffy-Lube in Durham, NC now has my address.   What they plan to do with it, I can only guess.<\/p>\n<p>Gary has commented on my recent posts roughly one jillion times.  I will address them one by one, slowly divvying.<\/p>\n<p>I now know the following: highway signs that say &#8220;Exit Only&#8221; mean &#8220;this lane is for the exit&#8221;.  They don&#8217;t mean &#8220;it is absolutely impossible to get back on the highway.  Enjoy living out the rest of your short life lost on the untamed rural byways of West Virginia&#8221;.  Good to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sunburned and bearded. A Jiffy-Lube in Durham, NC now has my address. What they plan to do with it, I can only guess. Gary has commented on my recent posts roughly one jillion times. I will address them one by one, slowly divvying. I now know the following: highway signs that say &#8220;Exit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}