{"id":557,"date":"2006-06-02T16:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T20:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=557"},"modified":"2006-06-02T16:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T20:39:00","slug":"some-things-never-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"Some things never change"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My brother, hereinafter referred to as &#8220;3L&#8221;, moved to town.  Here&#8217;s our dinner conversation last night.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">3L: If you really appreciated her cooking, you&#8217;d do the dishes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Alex: If you really appreciated not being punched in the mouth, you&#8217;d shut the hell up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">3L: -extends middle finger-<extends><\/extends><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The joy of family life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother, hereinafter referred to as &#8220;3L&#8221;, moved to town. Here&#8217;s our dinner conversation last night. 3L: If you really appreciated her cooking, you&#8217;d do the dishes. Alex: If you really appreciated not being punched in the mouth, you&#8217;d shut the hell up. 3L: -extends middle finger- The joy of family life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}