{"id":559,"date":"2006-06-05T21:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T01:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=559"},"modified":"2006-06-05T21:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-06T01:54:00","slug":"watched-layer-cake-last-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=559","title":{"rendered":"Watched Layer Cake last night."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Top Five Reasons I Would Make a Poor Drug Dealer:<\/p>\n<p>#1: Too penny-ante.  The whole always-a-bigger-fish thing seems to come in to play often. <\/p>\n<p>#2: Not British.  Honestly, I&#8217;m not.  Awfully close, but just not.<\/p>\n<p>#3: The metric system.  Kilos?  That&#8217;s plain un-American.<\/p>\n<p>#4: Don&#8217;t use enough unintelligible slang.  Also, don&#8217;t call anyone &#8220;my son&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>#5: No fashion sense.  Apparently adjectives such as &#8220;snappy&#8221; are used to describe coke dealer dressing habits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top Five Reasons I Would Make a Poor Drug Dealer: #1: Too penny-ante. The whole always-a-bigger-fish thing seems to come in to play often. #2: Not British. Honestly, I&#8217;m not. Awfully close, but just not. #3: The metric system. Kilos? That&#8217;s plain un-American. #4: Don&#8217;t use enough unintelligible slang. Also, don&#8217;t call anyone &#8220;my son&#8221;. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}