{"id":590,"date":"2006-08-18T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T22:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=590"},"modified":"2006-08-18T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-18T22:33:00","slug":"insert-other-364-joke-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=590","title":{"rendered":"Insert &#8216;Other 364&#8217; Joke Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6250\/621\/1600\/cobrq.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6250\/621\/200\/cobrq.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>The United Way Day of Caring means two things:<\/p>\n<p>1) No morning shave.<br \/>2) A half-day in the office with a T-shirt and shorts on.<\/p>\n<p>I become a ninja when not in my business cadzh.  Several unsuspecting coworkers took a step back and gasped when I said &#8216;hello&#8217;, unaware that the non-descript shape heading towards them was indeed I.  I vow to you this day, gentle reader, not to use this power for evil.  After all, <a href=\"http:\/\/bastart.blogspot.com\/2006\/05\/summon.html\">Yojimbo <\/a>is still out there somewhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The United Way Day of Caring means two things: 1) No morning shave.2) A half-day in the office with a T-shirt and shorts on. I become a ninja when not in my business cadzh. Several unsuspecting coworkers took a step back and gasped when I said &#8216;hello&#8217;, unaware that the non-descript shape heading towards them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}