{"id":623,"date":"2006-12-03T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T00:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=623"},"modified":"2006-12-03T19:48:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T00:48:00","slug":"the-uncanny-xmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=623","title":{"rendered":"The Uncanny Xmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How about this: A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen styled Christmas special.<\/p>\n<p>One of Santa&#8217;s elves: renegade wood sprite, out to end Santa&#8217;s slavery.<\/p>\n<p>Caspar: Powerful wizard from the Orient, perpetually searching for ways to extend his lifespan.<\/p>\n<p>The Little Drummer Boy: soldier-spirit which reincarnates in a new body every generation, fighting in every war in the last 2000 years.<\/p>\n<p>Frosty: The magic hat found its way on to a snow sculpture made in the shape of a giant polar bear.  <\/p>\n<p>Dasher: the man on the inside, flying beast and architect of the fabled &#8216;reindeer games&#8217; combat simulation.<\/p>\n<p>Jacob Marley: troubled ghost, looking for revenge on Xmas in general.  He helped an old friend redeem himself one Christmas Eve, yet received none of God&#8217;s forgiveness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How about this: A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen styled Christmas special. One of Santa&#8217;s elves: renegade wood sprite, out to end Santa&#8217;s slavery. Caspar: Powerful wizard from the Orient, perpetually searching for ways to extend his lifespan. The Little Drummer Boy: soldier-spirit which reincarnates in a new body every generation, fighting in every war in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}