{"id":653,"date":"2007-04-12T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T20:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=653"},"modified":"2007-04-12T16:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T20:56:00","slug":"wave-of-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=653","title":{"rendered":"Wave Of Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard at work:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m finding that I get sick a lot when I eat.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;That means the baby will have a lot of hair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Criminy. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve learned far more than I should about the birthing of babies from the apparent safety of my desk.  Apparently water does not only break, but it can also be broken by a licensed physician &#8212; an act I dasn&#8217;t imagine.  If you yawn, the umbilical cord will strangle the half-formed progeny.  The mother&#8217;s nose changes shape during pregnancy, but snaps back to normal at an undisclosed later point.  Also, men simply do not get it, and <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">they <\/span>should try lugging around all that extra weight and having a hungry little person inside them for nine months before they complain about anything.  All valuable lessons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard at work: &#8220;I&#8217;m finding that I get sick a lot when I eat.&#8221;&#8220;That means the baby will have a lot of hair.&#8221; Criminy. I&#8217;ve learned far more than I should about the birthing of babies from the apparent safety of my desk. Apparently water does not only break, but it can also be broken [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}