{"id":696,"date":"2007-10-09T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T22:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=696"},"modified":"2007-10-09T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-09T22:20:00","slug":"as-close-as-i-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":"As Close As I Get"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On my travels, I acquired a new watch.  My grandmother gave it to me.  It was my grandfather&#8217;s watch.<\/p>\n<p>I know this seems like the sort of thing that should tug at a young man&#8217;s heartstrings, but it really wasn&#8217;t any big deal.   Me: &#8220;Hey, this watch still works&#8221;.  Grandma:  &#8220;You want it?&#8221;.  No symbolic passing-down gestures, no wistful tales of how he wore that watch through the Korean War and countless several-alarm fires in the hamlets surrounding Burlington.  None of that.<\/p>\n<p>My co-workers notice the smallest changes in my wardrobe (a statement of A- how desperate these kind souls are to find something to talk with me about and B- how rarely I shop for clothes), and I am concerned someone will notice the watch.  &#8220;It was my grandfather&#8217;s&#8221; is sure to give the impression that I have ponderous and beautiful feelings regarding this watch, and when it turns out I don&#8217;t have them, the legend of my jerkitude will simply expand to include this new anecdote.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, every time I wind it and hear its ticking, I think about my grandfather listening to the exact same thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On my travels, I acquired a new watch. My grandmother gave it to me. It was my grandfather&#8217;s watch. I know this seems like the sort of thing that should tug at a young man&#8217;s heartstrings, but it really wasn&#8217;t any big deal. Me: &#8220;Hey, this watch still works&#8221;. Grandma: &#8220;You want it?&#8221;. No symbolic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}