{"id":708,"date":"2007-12-12T17:38:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-12T22:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=708"},"modified":"2007-12-12T17:38:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-12T22:38:00","slug":"the-kingdom-was-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"The Kingdom was Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess what I found in my tire this morning.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_hU3PO1VZHQA\/R2BjEPN_ahI\/AAAAAAAAALg\/OxlZhraiNrc\/s1600-h\/deathspike.PNG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_hU3PO1VZHQA\/R2BjEPN_ahI\/AAAAAAAAALg\/OxlZhraiNrc\/s200\/deathspike.PNG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5143219698912946706\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>GIGANTIC FUCKING DEATH-SPIKE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess what I found in my tire this morning. GIGANTIC FUCKING DEATH-SPIKE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}