{"id":722,"date":"2008-02-27T18:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T23:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=722"},"modified":"2008-02-27T18:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T23:13:00","slug":"clever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=722","title":{"rendered":"Clever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently all the Starbucks&#8217; in the known universe were <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2008\/02\/25\/news\/companies\/starbucks\/index.htm\">closed for three hours yesterday<\/a>.  They say it was for employee training, but we all know it was to assert their supreme dominance over American life.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;We believe that this is a bold demonstration of our commitment to our core and a reaffirmation of our coffee leadership,&#8221; said chief executive Howard Schultz in a statement.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Schultz was later quoted as saying &#8220;We also believe that this is a bold demonstration of how much you little fools depend on us.  Comes the revolution, don&#8217;t say we didn&#8217;t warn you.  Mwa ha.  Mwa ha ha.  MWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently all the Starbucks&#8217; in the known universe were closed for three hours yesterday. They say it was for employee training, but we all know it was to assert their supreme dominance over American life. &#8220;We believe that this is a bold demonstration of our commitment to our core and a reaffirmation of our coffee [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}