{"id":729,"date":"2008-03-07T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T00:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=729"},"modified":"2008-03-07T19:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T00:19:00","slug":"chromedome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":"Chromedome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m bald.  I participated in Bald For Bucks, a fundraiser for Roswell, and now have zero hair.<\/p>\n<p>Now, what is wrong with the people I work with?  Nobody called me Lex Luthor.  Nobody called me Charles Xavier.  No Destro, no Lobot.  I did hear Jason Statham, though, which is tough to be unhappy about.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you this &#8212; my head is <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">cold<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m bald. I participated in Bald For Bucks, a fundraiser for Roswell, and now have zero hair. Now, what is wrong with the people I work with? Nobody called me Lex Luthor. Nobody called me Charles Xavier. No Destro, no Lobot. I did hear Jason Statham, though, which is tough to be unhappy about. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}