{"id":753,"date":"2008-06-12T17:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T21:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=753"},"modified":"2008-06-12T17:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T21:39:00","slug":"why-do-we-fall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=753","title":{"rendered":"Why do we fall?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/beth.hohertz.org\/miscpix\/Chipmunk004.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/beth.hohertz.org\/miscpix\/Chipmunk004.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I present to you, gentle reader, a series of events.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I receive clearance to grow a beard.<\/li>\n<li>I grow said beard.<\/li>\n<li>I am informed politely that the aforementioned beard is leaning towards the scruffy direction.<\/li>\n<li>I buy a beard trimmer.<\/li>\n<li>The beard is trimmed by Yours Truly.<\/li>\n<li>I notice that my hair is also a tad on the scruffy side.<a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/3679\/679\/1600\/0927061141.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/3679\/679\/1600\/0927061141.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/li>\n<li>The hair is trimmed by Yours Truly.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So, if you&#8217;re wondering why on this sweet Earth I look like a cross between a mange-ridden  chipmunk and a young Maeve Garvey, consider this mystery solved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I present to you, gentle reader, a series of events. I receive clearance to grow a beard. I grow said beard. I am informed politely that the aforementioned beard is leaning towards the scruffy direction. I buy a beard trimmer. The beard is trimmed by Yours Truly. I notice that my hair is also a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}