In an act seeping finality, I dropped off the keys to the old place on Lancaster tonight. The era of porching and bulldogs has closed forever. Home ownership seems to consist mainly of catching colds, checking that the doors are locked and buying the wrong thing at The Home Depot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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