{"id":852,"date":"2004-12-12T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-12T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=852"},"modified":"2004-12-12T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-12T16:55:00","slug":"negative-cred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/?p=852","title":{"rendered":"= negative cred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been hitting the links pretty hard for the last few days.  On the last hole of an already supremely dominant game (14 under par, suckers), I was all the way on the other side of the heavily slanted green.  I measured it out best I could and putted, prepared to putt again.  But no.  The ball made a beautiful curve and dropped quietly into the hole.  Just then, I was distracted by music and women, and missed my chance to save the replay.  As screen after screen of accolades for broken records came up, all I could do was bemoan the loss of what is sure to be my career&#8217;s greatest shot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been hitting the links pretty hard for the last few days. On the last hole of an already supremely dominant game (14 under par, suckers), I was all the way on the other side of the heavily slanted green. I measured it out best I could and putted, prepared to putt again. But no. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/galaxyalex.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}