It’s on the street.

Sometimes life is like a sitcom. Like today’s episode, in which our well-meaning but often befuddled protagonist awakes to a 50F cold house, determines that the heat isn’t working, calls the pretty young landlady who comes in as the pretty younger wife tries to distract her from the pile of (albeit clean) dishes in the sink, calls in to work saying he’ll be late, goes out to the 3F unbearably cold car, drives to work wondering why his allegedly insulated boots aren’t keeping his toes any warmer than if he wore ice-blocks in their stead, gets to his 70F warm cube, starts to feel sick from the wild temperature swings, vows to stay indoors for the entire day, pours himself a cup of coffee, sets to working, then makes a face at the camera when the fire alarm goes off.

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