Control freak

Having 3 systems hooked up to the TV at any given time (and two others at the ready) makes for one big ugly pile of controllers* in the converted entertainment center that holds the lot. When arranged neatly, the appearance is somewhere between sleeping scarabs and a tightly-packed hangar of alien spaceships — either metaphor lending the image of small, highly active things caught in a moment of rest. I’d like to free that space for yet another system, but what to do with the birds nest?

The best I can come up with as of yet is some kind of trundle-board which would stay under the couch. Pull out the drawer and choose your weapon. Ideally it would have the gray egg-foam stuff spies and assassins line their briefcases with.

*4 N64, 2 Atari, 4 PS2, 3 Xbox. Pristine Atari paddles and horribly scarred NES controllers in the basement, waiting to be recalled into active duty. I gave my lightgun away, idiot that I am.

Comments

4 responses to “Control freak”

  1. John Avatar
    John

    someone needs to create the controller switch, which would feature multiple system-type controller connectors on the back, and several universal controllers on the front. You could then map a controller on the back to a controller on the front…Of course, many would probably consider the universal controller a disadvantage, but if it featured all the basics (dual analogue, direction pad, several buttons and triggers) it would be fine with me.

  2. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    And have it be internet update-able, like the Logitech Harmony remote.

  3. Greg Avatar
    Greg

    And make it made of candy!!! Weeeeeeeee!!!!!

  4. GabsOSteel Avatar
    GabsOSteel

    i do believe i have a lightgun, and i'm a pretty decent shot.

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