The Kingdom was Lost

Guess what I found in my tire this morning.


GIGANTIC FUCKING DEATH-SPIKE!

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2 responses to “The Kingdom was Lost”

  1. John Avatar
    John

    Who put it there? Gary?

  2. GaryP Avatar
    GaryP

    I most certainly would not!

    I only use the highest quality, finely polished caltrops!

    I can only hope that “in your tire” meant “wedged between the treads in a perpendicular, non-punctury way”. Yiminee.

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