In an act seeping finality, I dropped off the keys to the old place on Lancaster tonight. The era of porching and bulldogs has closed forever. Home ownership seems to consist mainly of catching colds, checking that the doors are locked and buying the wrong thing at The Home Depot.
Episode IV: A New Pad
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2 responses to “Episode IV: A New Pad”
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Yup. In the future I’m going to buy a house right next to Home Depot. At least I’ll save some money in gas
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Don’t forget being more pissed off at people that don’t wipe their feet.
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