A heartfelt congratulations to the Benzins on the birth of their first child, Vincent.
But where, pray tell, did the name come from?
Perhaps it was Vincent O’Neill. You know, theater stuff.
Or maybe Vincent Van Gogh? They’re creative types. (Apparently its pronounced Van Gokh. Who knew?)
My hope is that the littlest Benzin was named after mysterious bad-ass Vincent Valentine. I have my doubts, though.
Either way, I look forward to meeting the little guy.
I had hoped that Mirror’s Edge would be good. Not that I have a next-gen system yet, but still. YT parkouring around? Awesome. Visual style looks awesome, too. All around awesomeness.
So, imagine my dismay when it turns out to be kind of meh. I played about three seconds of the 360 demo, and that was all it took.
Good news, though — there’s a 2d flash version. I mean, it plays like a cross between Line Rider and 8-bit Ninja Gaiden, but it’s still fun. Here’s hoping they do more with it.
And once again we find ourselves talking about Neuromancer.
So, did you give Dollhouse a watch? The St. Whedon-blest Fox show featuring Faith? The one about girls who get personalities shoved in their minds to make them perfect for a job?
Naturally, this sort of technology finds itself being used for prostitution. Which is exactly how it worked in Neuromancer. Bad-assed Molly did a stint as a hooker for a while, but never remembered any of it. A program was put in her head before the session and her brain was wiped afterwards.
Until, of course, the memories started to crop back up, a device we already starting to see in Dollhouse.
This is not an anti-whedon post. This is a pro-gibson post. I mean, did the guy think of everything?
So, it’s clear there’s some odd stuff happening around Buffalo. A plane drops out of the sky (to which I reacted very emotionally, if I may share. I wore all black the next day.). A man whose job is to fight Middle-Eastern stereotypes post-9/11 beheads his wife. Sick, sick, sick.
But perhaps oddest of all — I fixed something. I fixed the treadmill. Like with tools and stuff. Granted, I then went on to nearly burn the house down a few times through sheer stupidity, but I really did fix something.
Maybe this all related to the Unitarian… service (?) I went to last week.
I have been led to understand that Cola-cola is the real thing, and indeed that there ain’t nothin’ like it. How then, are we to take the superbowl commercial entitled “Avatar”?
You know the one. Dude is walking around the city and web-enabled people turn into their online personas. Elves, zombies, pokemen, and space adventurers go about their mundane business all around our protagonist. He finally takes a respite from his odyssey in a seat next to a big bad orc, who, it turns out is the cute girl in real life.
Is this meant to be a “book-by-its-cover” morality tale? After all, the frumpy lady is a 60’s spy-movie femme fatale in the digital world. The nattily-dressed business man appears as a blue-skinned beastie. Surely our avatars, the faces which we choose for ourselves, speak much more about who we are than our offline bodies.
At about the half-way point, though, a few ironic vignettes appear in rapid succession. A pasty man in a white short-sleeved oxford shirt (the uniform of a fool in advertising) ignores a woman who struggles to get her stroller up the stairs, but turns into a superhero before our eyes. A spitting image of the Victor dog — you remember, the one who hears his master’s voice on the record-player — bounces a sad blue ball against the leg of a boy who is apparently engaged in a particularly exciting hand-held video game. A child is dutifully pushed on a swing by a virtual supermom, who is far more interested in texting with her other hand.
So perhaps, then, the fine people at Coca-cola are saying something different. Perhaps our choices of avatar speak more about who we think we are than who we are in truth.
What, then, of our orc? She certainly seems upset when the protagonist reaches for her tasty bottle of Coke — her green brow furrows and an angry sneer appears on her fanged mouth. Are we to assume that this young woman, who to all appearances seems nice enough in the real world, is in her mind a nasty and brutish agent of evil? Or has this gladsome prince appeared to kiss her back into the form of the princess?
Next time you meet someone, ask them what they use for their avatar. Share a Coke and see what that says about them. You should probably keep your observations to yourself, though — at least until you exchange email addresses.
I’ve posted several times now about the natural combination of my two hobbies — the written word and videogames — and how I can’t seem to separate the two. During my brief but passionate stint in Second Life, I found myself in digital libraries holding digital book-readings. My ardor for the Final Fantasy series reached new heights when FFIII let me use weighty tomes as weapons. The codex-toting archaeologists in Lego Indy found themselves in heavier rotation than was really necessary. On the Rain-slick Precipice of Darkness features Tycho reading at all times, even when shooting evil in its grinning maw, and I just naturally had to unlock his super-weapon.
So, what about Warcraft? Oh yes, gentle reader, I have found a way.
When you’re not killing things in Warcraft, you have a profession. That’s right, a job in a fantasy world. Where’s the fantasy in that, you ask? Well, my profession is Inscription. I make ink and write runes on scraps of paper. These “glyphs” have, unsurprisingly, magic properties, and I sell them for a more-than-tidy profit.
And, as if that wasn’t enough, with the right training and some luck, a scribe like myself can make books. Big old grimoires that lend mighty powers to their holders. For example, I now carry around a book that lets my breathe fire. Fire breath! From holding a book! Marvelous.
The trouble is, sometimes my digital adventures creep into my waking life*. It’s all I can do to take my bright, modern-feeling home office and redecorating it like this:
It’s actually not all that far off, now that I think about it.
*videogames are far more restful for me than sleep. Ask around.
Roadrunner has apparently decided to get rid for the web space for their customers. So, I am on the hunt for free/inexpensive web hosting. Advice?
So… this is Hamlet, right?
Now that I own a home, I need to develop some understanding of the tools used for its improvement. So far, only one makes sense to me.
Now that I own a home, I need to develop some understanding of the tools used for its improvement. So far, only one makes sense to me.
