1) No morning shave.
2) A half-day in the office with a T-shirt and shorts on.
I become a ninja when not in my business cadzh. Several unsuspecting coworkers took a step back and gasped when I said ‘hello’, unaware that the non-descript shape heading towards them was indeed I. I vow to you this day, gentle reader, not to use this power for evil. After all, Yojimbo is still out there somewhere.