Sorry, just another link. I cam pretty close to posting about whether, if an elf and given the option, I would rather work at Santa’s Workshop or for the Keeblers*, so consider yourself fortunate.
*The Keeblers. That stand of trees they work in must be closer to a decent city than the North Pole, regardless of what kind of in-house facilities St. Nick provides. Also, Santa’s work may be seasonal, and the annual layoff would be a bitch.